There was a lot I didn't know. Then the internet was born. I now know a little bit more than I used to before I knew what the internet was.
Can you please follow me? I don't have many followers. I have two dogs, I can't decide which one is stranger. I like Game of Thrones, partly because everyone loves Game of Thrones and I get off on the feeling of community. Last night I stalked a party I was invited to but didn't technically attend. I had a tape recorder and a dressing gown. It was weird.
Mum: You and your sister have to clean up that bathroom, it’s a pigsty, you can’t move in there!
Me: It’s a challenge! Relish it!